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So, rumor has it that on the night of May 21, 2011, that’s tonight, the world will end.

kaboom!

Correction, the world is not ending tonight, just the rapture. God supposedly told Noah (the guy that built the big boat, played by Steve Carell in Evan Almighty) that the world would end in another 7,000 years.

Steve as Noah

Well, God said something about 7 days, and a day is like 1,000 years to God, so 7,000 years. It’s all here, don’t take my word for it.

So, the word is that lots of people may die tonight. Some people might consider this an extermination. Maybe I haven’t read enough, but I have no idea how this is supposed to happen.

There are a few theories about how the world might end. There is the ever popular alien invasion theory.

ET was so much cooler than these guys.

There is the theory that an earthquake will lead to gigantic tsunamis that will flood the earth.

get your surfboard ready!

Personally, I hope that if the world is going to end, it involves some gigantic asteroid colliding into the earth, because I hope that Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis have the chance to save me.

I could stay awake, just to hear you dreaming...

The end.

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