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Now I know what you’re thinking – “Exterminate penguins? But they have such style! And they’re so cute!”

No one is denying that penguins have a little swagger when they walk, and that they look cool. After all, what other animal can be seen wearing a tux?

"How you doin'?"

And they are cute, makin’ out in public and all.

"Gimme some sugar, baby." - P.S. Suck it, Fotolia, I'm using your photo anyway.

Penguins have families and mate with the same partner for life. The animal kingdom could use more examples of loyalty.

And those babies! Just look at the fuzzy, cute little babies!

We are so stinkin' precious.

nom nom nom

nom nom nom

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Yes, yes, sharks are some of the toughest creatures on the planet. They eat all sorts of things. But it’s not just sharks that eat penguins. Here are a few pictures of cute little seals eating penguins, too.

gotcha! nom nom nom

This is quite possibly one of the toughest pictures ever. Also, nom nom nom

And yes, some of those cute little seals may be a little tough too. But here’s a penguin getting eaten by a bird.

chirp chirp chirp. nom nom nom

brrrrrrr. nom nom nom

In addition to the fact that they’re eaten by just about everything, penguins are kinda stupid.

"Weeeeeeeee! Who's next?!" -and- "nom nom nom"

I mean really, they’re sliding into the mouth of their predator! Could they make it any easier on the guy?

You might as well be, buddy.

In short, these animals are weak and stupid. They’re rollin’ along at the bottom of the food chain, which I guess makes them valuable to everything above them that likes to chomp ’em. But to the rest of us, they’re useless. Exterminate.

Note: Eating penguins doesn't make you tough - it just makes you look stupid.

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