To start off, I would like to apologize for the lull in posts to this fabulous blog. I’m sure that the adoring fans have felt lost, frustrated, and abandoned during this time. My fellow exterminators, you have not been abandoned. Things got a little crazy and I admit, I forgot about what’s most important in this life: Extermination. And with that, we’re back.
Up for extermination today: People who build stupid houses. In the early days, cavemen (and probably well-behaved cave women) dwelt in caves. (I recognize that this may seem obvious based on the name “caveman” but you should never be presumptuous about your audience’s intelligence.)
Just a couple of cavement, drawing on the wall. It's what they did.
As the cavemen evolved, so did his need for better housing (and better style).
Using their primitive tools and advanced architectural skills, the Native Americans were the first to build what we consider to be a true “house”.
Behold, the blueprints for a Native American row house.
As Native American technology, design, and need, continued to advance, so did their houses.
I gotta find one of these.
Eventually, we arrived at the modern day house, in all its glory.
Somewhere along the line, idiots decided to start building stupid houses. I don’t know why, but I know they should be exterminated for it.
The spaceship house, built by some idiot in Tennessee, probably after he was abducted, returned to Earth, and just didn't feel at home anymore.
The swinging cabin house. Making intoxication unbearable since it was built.
Apparently stupid houses are popular among people who wish they lived in a fairy tale.
Why would ever choose to live in a shoe? I mean, just look at how silly Christmas decorations look on that house. Just silly.
I can guarantee this guy won't this his pumpkin house is so cool when it starts to rot. Imaging the smell.
Word are utterly inadequate to describe the stupidity of this house.
As if fairy tale fans weren’t bad enough, hipsters had to come along with their stupid plans for “modern” homes, which look like they were made out of legos or cardboard boxes all painted different colors.
What is easily the dumbest house, and the one that motivated this entire post, is the snail house.
Made from crushed baby snail shells. Thousands of 'em.
This thing is like every LSD fan’s dream come true.
Look at all those colors! And the interior vegatation!
How are the people in the back supposed to see the tv?
I think that all exterminators would unanimously agree, the builder of this house deserves to be exterminated. Mr. builder of the snail house, you’ve been warned.