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Over the years, numerous people have attempted to stand in the way of the almighty Steven Seagal. They have all failed. At this point, anyone who attempts to stand in the way of Steven Seagal is pretty much just asking to be exterminated. This guy was just born to exterminate.

Just look how versatile the man is. He kills with guns and with swords.

Here he is killing a velociraptor with his bare hands.

(You should seriously check out this fanpage. The hilarity begins when the word "Welcome" is misspelled.)

Stevie even kills it with an axe.

Here he is with a panda. $10 says that as soon as this shot was taken, he killed the panda, with his bear hands. (Too fast for ya?)

The moral of the story: If you try to stand up to Steven Seagal, you will be exterminated – a lesson that is even more valuable now that Seagal may be patrolling the streets of your hometown.

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Just in case you were wondering, the answer is “Yes, it’s true.” This is a proven fact. Believe it.

With this in mind I ask you: How does your woman exterminate? After all, isn’t that all that really matters?

Today I bring you a little extermination humor. Believe it or not, this stuff is a little hard to come by. But hey, when it’s this good, it’s worth the wait. After all, who doesn’t want to exterminate a little terrorism?

Let’s start this one with a video.

Now what’s the first thing that stands out to when you see this video? For me, it was all those people wearing white. I mean, when and why is it ever necessary to wear that much white?! And what’s worse, is that almost everyone in attendance is doing it. This just leads to confusion. When you see an entire crowd of people all wearing nothing but white, how are you ever supposed to find your friend Steve who was going to hold your seat while you went go get some peanuts? (Yes, Steve is wearing white too.)

This overwhelming desire to confirm to society’s norms can lead to nothing but the destruction of individuality and unique thought. So, are people who wear too much white worthy of extermination, or will evolution simply take it’s course?

“Lonely people mixing with one another, breeding, creating an even lonelier generation. You’re not allowing natural selection to do its work. You’re like the guy who invented the seatbelt.”

– Dwight Schrute

“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin’ EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

– Terry Hoitz

Up next for extermination is the Open Floor Plan Office: in other words, a big open room full of cubicles that someone decided to call an office.  You know what I’m talking about.

There are serious problems with such an office environment. For one thing, there is absolutely no privacy.  Just look at this nosey jerk.

Yes, this picture is stolen.

They might as well just spray paint this on every wall in the office.

Nothing stifles creativity more than having someone look over your shoulder all day long. Nothing impedes creativity more than having constant interruptions from nosey cubicle mates, or the guy on the other side of the wall who always tries to share his candy by chucking it at you. Seriously, how am I supposed to work on blog posts when someone keeps walking in my “office” and I have to act busy?

Another privacy concern is that some people are just filthy, and I don’t want to see it.

A few walls and a door would go a long way in sparing the rest of humanity from seeing sights like this.

The main problem with cubicles is that all of these issues combined lead to people becoming crazy. Prime example:

But that’s only the beginning. Some people go so crazy from the lack of privacy that they are forced to turn their little cubicle into a cave in order to escape from the rest of the people in the office. Look at this crazy lady.

crazy cubicle cave lady

Some people even get so crazy over the ordeal that they become hostile. I find this to be particularly true with women.

Need I say more?

These are serious issues that could be detrimental to one’s health and sanity. It’s time the workers of the world unite to exterminate the cubicle! Who’s with me?

(Provided by JTB)

Yes, Jabba the Hutt impersonators should be exterminated. Does that mean that I am suggesting the extermination of this cute little kid? Decide for yourself. WWJD?

This lady is not as nice as she looks.

These people be aimin’ fer some exterminatin’. Drunken rednecks with guns: a bad idea on so many levels. Maybe someone should exterminate them. Just a thought.